things-i-masturbate-to: Such a sick penis-holder. The latest answer to the question, “What do you get for the man who has everything?” I’d think you’d want to remove this, er, item before engaging in any sexual activity… and I’m not sure when (or if) you’d ever have an occasion to wear it… but I have to admit that it does look pretty awesome. I wonder if they’re adjustable, custom-fitted, or one-size-fits-only-the-luckiest-bastards?
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things-i-masturbate-to:

Such a sick penis-holder.

The latest answer to the question, “What do you get for the man who has everything?”

I’d think you’d want to remove this, er, item before engaging in any sexual activity… and I’m not sure when (or if) you’d ever have an occasion to wear it… but I have to admit that it does look pretty awesome.

I wonder if they’re adjustable, custom-fitted, or one-size-fits-only-the-luckiest-bastards?

of chemical bondage

heysammy:

jurisfiction:

peetas:

imagine if there was a chemistry fandom and people shipped elements with other elements and then other people were like NO THAT ONLY FORMS A COVALENT BOND IONIC BONDS ARE BETTER and they have ship wars over sodium chloride and sodium carbonate

#why would you ship ionic bonds over covalent #unless you really enjoy putting yourself through angsty pairings #but that’s not even a good reason #u must like shallow ships if you ship ionic bonds

Oh my.. Imagine how lonely the noble gases must feel

So… in this fandom, would every fic and every fanart include… bondage?
/me ducks

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Inner Nerd Meets Inner Pervert. Result: Wonderful! trilbygrey: keptbeast: trilbygrey: My inner pervert: Wonder Woman in bondage! Hot! My inner nerd: That’s rope, not golden lasso. She can’t be bound by rope. Pervert: You’re right. Not sexy. Nerd: No, you’re right. It’s sexy. Originally she simply had to be tied up by a man in any means to lose her powers, and not just her lasso. Thanks! I learned something :) I learned something, too! Though apparently I’d actually just done a really thorough job of repressing the knowledge that this was Wonder Woman’s original ‘one vulnerability’: Like Kryptonite to Superman, or wood/yellow to Green Lantern, being bound by a man rendered all Diana’s superhuman abilities — whether innate or granted by her gear — completely powerless. ::facepalm:: Yeaaaaaaah. No misogynist subtext there, at all. Whatsoever. What I never manage to forget is that the Wonder Woman character was originally created by a psychologist. (Yes, he was a man. Shocking, I know.) Some 70-ish years later… well. Consensual submission (even on the part of a woman) can, of course, be empowering and feminist and super hot, and even all three of those at once. You have come a long way, Wondy!
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Inner Nerd Meets Inner Pervert. Result: Wonderful!

trilbygrey:

keptbeast:

trilbygrey:

My inner pervert: Wonder Woman in bondage! Hot!

My inner nerd: That’s rope, not golden lasso. She can’t be bound by rope.

Pervert: You’re right. Not sexy.

Nerd: No, you’re right. It’s sexy.

Originally she simply had to be tied up by a man in any means to lose her powers, and not just her lasso.

Thanks! I learned something :)

I learned something, too! Though apparently I’d actually just done a really thorough job of repressing the knowledge that this was Wonder Woman’s original ‘one vulnerability’: Like Kryptonite to Superman, or wood/yellow to Green Lantern, being bound by a man rendered all Diana’s superhuman abilities — whether innate or granted by her gear — completely powerless. ::facepalm::

Yeaaaaaaah. No misogynist subtext there, at all. Whatsoever.

What I never manage to forget is that the Wonder Woman character was originally created by a psychologist. (Yes, he was a man. Shocking, I know.)

Some 70-ish years later… well. Consensual submission (even on the part of a woman) can, of course, be empowering and feminist and super hot, and even all three of those at once. You have come a long way, Wondy!