Such a sick penis-holder.
The latest answer to the question, “What do you get for the man who has everything?”
I’d think you’d want to remove this, er, item before engaging in any sexual activity… and I’m not sure when (or if) you’d ever have an occasion to wear it… but I have to admit that it does look pretty awesome.
I wonder if they’re adjustable, custom-fitted, or one-size-fits-only-the-luckiest-bastards?
Haiku No 13 “Curves”
Of forms and shapes: in Beauty
There are no straight lines
I love this so much
words are failing me because
it’s so beautiful
Been a while since I’d written a haiku, even a silly one. :·Þ
I Don’t See Anywhere It Looks Safe To Cut There
Beautiful intact penis, showing off the daunting number of blood vessels (the nerves aren’t visible, but they’re definitely there!) that ought to give anyone pause before they go hacking away at a penis without it being medically necessary.
Yeah, I pretty much never post foreskin pix without ranting at least a little. Guess it’s because nonconsensual genital mutilation of defenseless children always upsets me, not just when it happens to kids labeled “otherwise unmarriageable female” or “needs ‘correction’ due to intersex condition.” Genital integrity is a universal human right.
Intact penises are beautiful. Repeat mantra as necessary.
With the silliness out of the way: Actually, this is one of six designs in the “Average Joe” line of realistic dildos. All of the designs were cast from the genitals of actual cismen — at least two of whom seem to be intact! (i.e. not circumcised) — and which are, by design, comfortably average in size, with a maximum length of 6” / 15.25cm and a maximum girth of 2” / 5cm. I’m generally wary of buying adult toys from places that aren’t Toys in Babeland, Good Vibrations, or Bad Dragon, but these are pretty tempting to an anti-size-queen* like me.
There’s a decent (not stellar, but more than just “flesh-tone” [sic] and newsprint-black) range of skin tones in the Average Joe line, too. Unfortunately for those with sensitivity to it, they’re made from latex… though that keeps the price reasonable and cleanup easy for the rest of us. Then again, for those allergic or averse to latex, there’s always the option of getting one of these kits, provided you can find a model willing to be immortalized. (And here’s a link to the Clone-a-Willy’s Amazon page, for those unable to access YouTube.)
Meanwhile, I’m still hoping for there to someday be a toy made with a foreskin (fauxskin?) that’s as much fun to play with as a naturally-grown foreskin… *sigh*
*I’m not against size queens; y’all are welcome to the huge cocks. I’m just like a size queen, actually, except I like them compact; the antithesis of the ginormous tackle size-queens desire. IDIC, etc.