things-i-masturbate-to: Such a sick penis-holder. The latest answer to the question, “What do you get for the man who has everything?” I’d think you’d want to remove this, er, item before engaging in any sexual activity… and I’m not sure when (or if) you’d ever have an occasion to wear it… but I have to admit that it does look pretty awesome. I wonder if they’re adjustable, custom-fitted, or one-size-fits-only-the-luckiest-bastards?
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Such a sick penis-holder.

The latest answer to the question, “What do you get for the man who has everything?”

I’d think you’d want to remove this, er, item before engaging in any sexual activity… and I’m not sure when (or if) you’d ever have an occasion to wear it… but I have to admit that it does look pretty awesome.

I wonder if they’re adjustable, custom-fitted, or one-size-fits-only-the-luckiest-bastards?

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  1. buggeryisthegenus reblogged this from trustothers and added:
    The latest answer to the question, “What do you get for the man who has everything?” I’d think you’d want to remove...
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  4. conflicts reblogged this from trustothers and added:
    This is excellent.
  5. dohaeris-morghulis reblogged this from trustothers and added:
    ‘Tis a fine penis holder, indeed.
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  9. babyface4ever reblogged this from trustothers and added:
    I wouldn’t go to bed with him……
  10. exceedinglyawkward reblogged this from mackenzieofcourse and added:
    Uhm.
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    hahahhahahahahahahah
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