Introducing the Professor Charles …Xavier? Since there’s no way to prove this toy wasn’t cast from Professor X’s psychic peen, we are forced to presume that it was. With the silliness out of the way: Actually, this is one of six designs in the “Average Joe” line of realistic dildos. All of the designs were cast from the genitals of actual cismen — at least two of whom seem to be intact! (i.e. not circumcised) — and which are, by design, comfortably average in size, with a maximum length of 6” / 15.25cm and a maximum girth of 2” / 5cm. I’m generally wary of buying adult toys from places that aren’t Toys in Babeland, Good Vibrations, or Bad Dragon, but these are pretty tempting to an anti-size-queen* like me. There’s a decent (not stellar, but more than just “flesh-tone” [sic] and newsprint-black) range of skin tones in the Average Joe line, too. Unfortunately for those with sensitivity to it, they’re made from latex… though that keeps the price reasonable and cleanup easy for the rest of us. Then again, for those allergic or averse to latex, there’s always the option of getting one of these kits, provided you can find a model willing to be immortalized. (And here’s a link to the Clone-a-Willy’s Amazon page, for those unable to access YouTube.) Meanwhile, I’m still hoping for there to someday be a toy made with a foreskin (fauxskin?) that’s as much fun to play with as a naturally-grown foreskin… *sigh* *I’m not against size queens; y’all are welcome to the huge cocks. I’m just like a size queen, actually, except I like them compact; the antithesis of the ginormous tackle size-queens desire. IDIC, etc.
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Introducing the Professor Charles …Xavier? 

Since there’s no way to prove this toy wasn’t cast from Professor X’s psychic peen, we are forced to presume that it was.

With the silliness out of the way: Actually, this is one of six designs in the “Average Joe” line of realistic dildos. All of the designs were cast from the genitals of actual cismen — at least two of whom seem to be intact! (i.e. not circumcised) — and which are, by design, comfortably average in size, with a maximum length of 6” / 15.25cm and a maximum girth of 2” / 5cm. I’m generally wary of buying adult toys from places that aren’t Toys in Babeland, Good Vibrations, or Bad Dragon, but these are pretty tempting to an anti-size-queen* like me.

There’s a decent (not stellar, but more than just “flesh-tone” [sic] and newsprint-black) range of skin tones in the Average Joe line, too. Unfortunately for those with sensitivity to it, they’re made from latex… though that keeps the price reasonable and cleanup easy for the rest of us. Then again, for those allergic or averse to latex, there’s always the option of getting one of these kits, provided you can find a model willing to be immortalized. (And here’s a link to the Clone-a-Willy’s Amazon page, for those unable to access YouTube.)

Meanwhile, I’m still hoping for there to someday be a toy made with a foreskin (fauxskin?) that’s as much fun to play with as a naturally-grown foreskin… *sigh*

*I’m not against size queens; y’all are welcome to the huge cocks. I’m just like a size queen, actually, except I like them compact; the antithesis of the ginormous tackle size-queens desire. IDIC, etc.

Source: topcosales.us

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    I find odd things while looking at DIY stuff.
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